Mental Meanderings

I came for the femslash, I stayed for the pretty.

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oncerstrickortreat:

Just a reminder that:
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2) This is open to ALL Once Upon a Time fans, regardless of ships or favorite characters.
3) The ask box is open for any questions or concerns you may have about joining!  Nothing is a bad question, I promise, I’ve heard it all and anon is on if you’re shy. =]  I want to make this as Oncer-friendly as possible, so don’t be afraid if there’s anything you don’t understand or think is problematic.
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oncerstrickortreat:

Just a reminder that:

1) Sign ups are still alive and happening!  You can read the Rules and FAQ to get all the needed information before signing up.  

2) This is open to ALL Once Upon a Time fans, regardless of ships or favorite characters.

3) The ask box is open for any questions or concerns you may have about joining!  Nothing is a bad question, I promise, I’ve heard it all and anon is on if you’re shy. =]  I want to make this as Oncer-friendly as possible, so don’t be afraid if there’s anything you don’t understand or think is problematic.

4) Don’t forget to spread the word!  There is still a ton of time until Halloween for people to join in the fun, and the more Oncers the better the fun!

Filed under once upon a time halloween

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thegreenwolf:

archiemcphee:

Did you know that we’ve been in the middle of a Loch Ness Monster sighting drought? Last year marked the first time in almost 90 years that Nessie hadn’t been spotted for an entire year. In fact, there hadn’t been any ‘confirmed sightings’ of the elusive cryptid for 18 months, leading some veteran spotters to voice concern that perhaps the famous monster had finally given up the ghost.

But wait! Something awesome just happened: Two different people, both using Apple Maps, captured screenshots of something measuring approximately 100ft long, with what appear to be two large flippers, powering along just under the surface of the loch. Experts from the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club have been studying the images and Gary Campbell, club president, reports that they’ve been steadily ruling out alternative explanations, leaving it increasingly likely that these images are brand new ‘confirmed sightings’:

‘We’ve been looking at it for a long time trying to work out exactly what it is. It looks like a boat wake, but the boat is missing. You can see some boats moored at the shore, but there isn’t one here. We’ve shown it to boat experts and they don’t know what it is. Whatever this is, it is under the water and heading south, so unless there have been secret submarine trials going on in the loch, the size of the object would make it likely to be Nessie.’

‘Now that we have spies in the skies above Loch Ness, maybe we will get more sightings which will whet the appetite of more down to earth Nessie hunters to come north. Furthermore, the use of satellite technology means that if Nessie is just swimming below the surface like in this case, we can still pick her up.’

Visit Dailymail.co.uk for additional information about this exiting development and the history of Nessie hunting.

[via Geekosystem and Dailymail.co.uk]

OH MY GOD. Are you KIDDING me? The reason the boat doesn’t show up is because it’s a composite of two satellite photos with different lighting. Relevant picture:

I know Archie McPhee needs to sell more rubber chickens and whatnot, but FFS, this was thoroughly debunked months ago.

Filed under WTF

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whitebeltwriter:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard

This is a fucking beautiful idea. IJS…

whitebeltwriter:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard

This is a fucking beautiful idea. IJS…

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via silvergryphon)

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racethewind10:

i-heart-mean-girls:

giors1:

shipsnthenight:

— yeah… YOU TWO DO NOT LOOK MARRIED AT ALL! [x]

But mostly, if they’re there now, where were they 10 minutes before, and what were they doing with Emma dressed with her beloved red leather jacket and REGINA DRESSED AS THE EVIL QUEEN?????

Am I the only one that wonders if these are being released to get back the many SQers (like me) that have sworn off the show? Am I reading too much into this? Am I being paranoid?

#I’m sorry  #I just get this image of Elsa being Regina’s ex  #and she’s like yeah she pulled this when I broke up with her  #here we go again  #I’ll never get a warm bath until we get her ass back to fairytale land  #and Emma is all fucking really?  #You dated a literal ice queen? #I’m gonna have to fight your ex?  #REALLY? - via fandomfairy

seems legit

Filed under swan queen my headcanon

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And the songbirds keep singing like they know the score;
and I love you, I love you, I love you like never before.

OMFG! LIKE I NEED THIS CONNECTION TO THIS SONG!

*kicks muses to keep them quiet so I don’t get distracted from current projects to write this one*

(Source: virrginsuicidess, via oncefemslash)

Filed under swan queen fic ideas